callmekitto:

fuckyeahdarrencriss:

Booty booty booty booty rockin’ errywhere.

-M

gurl you lookin good won’t you back that ass up

youz a fine motherfucker won’t you back that ass up

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Marcina hacking Ryan’s Tumblr <3

Ryan sends his love Tabby :)

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(Source: battles)

Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out

Proof that I have the most amazing best friend ever!!!

Ryan (talking about the guy he likes): I'll kill him
Me: No murder
Ryan: Why not?
Me: I'm feeling generous today
Ryan: Then bail my ass out of jail after I kill him
Me: I said generous, not philanthropic
Ryan: ?
Me: Showing concern for humanity through charitable actions
Ryan: But, i'm your husband
Me: I'll take your point into consideration but that's all you can hope to accomplish at this point in time
Ryan: I know
Me: Seriously, i've been contemplating myself for the past few days and i've decided that, i'm a crude bitch and i love it
Ryan: I like you the way you are
Me: What I am is a crude bitch, but you love me anyway?
Ryan: Hell yes! Cuz that's you
Me: Feeling the love, man, feeling the love

qafandgleeandlgbt:

mr-liimatainen:

pochimicky:

Struck by Lightning Trailer

this is already my favorite movie

Chris Colfer, write more screenplays, please, seriously, this movie looks amazing, I am very fucking impressed.

Episode 27 - Blackout (Part 2)

cpcoulter:

There was a sickening crash and debris flew. The barricade fell apart. And in the tunnel of flames, Wes appeared at the other side with Dwight and Evan. “Let’s go, come on!” Wes screamed from the other side.

“Move!!” Charlie pushed the others on. “Go! Get out, now!!” He waited for Justin, who lifted up Ms. Blumenfeld again. “Come on!!”

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